The Plot Thickens

OK, here is the scoop on the poop.

I have been bored with the whole experience, it is a pain to wake up in the morning, take the 4 parasite killing herbal capsules, wait 15 minutes and then drink the icky banana flavored fiber atrocity before I can really start my day with my coffee ritual. There have been a couple of days (like this morning) when I just couldn't do it. I skipped everything but the coffee.

HOWEVER!!!

Everything has changed! I have it from an excellent source who wished to remain anonymous, that her poop contained a worm this morning!!!!!!!!

Oh for gross! (No, that is NOT her or her worms)

Then later, this same source informed me that there were some weird looking things like egg sacs in said poop! How disgusting!

Then later yet, (what a pooping fool my source must be), there were MORE worms! Yes! I trust my source impeccably, so I have no doubt as to the veracity of the testimony.

But still, this is MY shitty blog, and I want to be able to give a first hand account of some pooping atrocities.

I am going to attack the colonic cleansing program with renewed fervor, so that I can be horrified at what is "exiting the building". And no, it won't be Elvis.

I am waiting for a miracle (isn't that a song?)

Oh, and Kelsey? I know you have seen that photo before, it kinda reminds you of your mother, now doesn't it?