Free cat, with small rehoming fee.....
Cat from the Devil (Ellensburg)
Reply to: comm-zcaam-1063965755@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-03-06, 9:03PM PST
OK, so here is the deal. Back when I was married, with children living at home, my son had some girls that gave him a little black kitten. My daughter had a boyfriend that gave her a little gray and white kitten. Not to be outdone, I found a kitten for myself. Three kittens. Should have been OK, but when they became teenagers, all heck broke loose. The black cat earned the nicknames "Coniption" or as I preferred to call her, "Al Quida" She decided to terrorize my cat, who developed quite the victim complex.
My son left home, my daughter left home, I left home. I took my cat with me, and the other cats remained with the ex-husband. After awhile, he decided to not let the other two cats into the house anymore, and then he neglected to feed them. Finally, I rescued the other cats from him and brought them to my new house. They were SO skinny and half starved. They have now gained their weight back, and winter is almost over. But Coniption just beats the heck out of my cat! Now my kittys tail looks like it has some sort of poodle clip, because she is missing so much hair from it.
Enough is enough.
As far as cats go, Coniption isn't too bad, (except for her bullying tendencies). She uses a litter box, almost exclusively, even though the other cats prefer the great outdoors to poop and pee in. She begs for your food whenever you are eating. If you don't watch her, she will jump on the counter or the table to try to get food. The other cats have better manners. Coniption likes men better than women, (or at least me), but she is basically friendly and loving. She will curl up in your lap. She can hold her own against dogs. Nice to children. Just meaner than snot to my poor cat.
She is fixed, and has had her shots. Except the final one that I am tempted to give her.
Her options are this: Quit beating up my cat, (not gonna happen), go back to live with the animal abuser, my ex spouse, a trip to the local chinese restaurant, or you.
You can save her. A small rehoming fee applies. I will give you $1.00 to take this monster off my hands. I am sure you won't regret it.


6 Comments:
At 8:04 PM, March 07, 2009,
Momeree said…
Bitch!
At 8:23 PM, March 07, 2009,
shadylady said…
who? me or the cat?
At 9:00 PM, March 08, 2009,
Sarah said…
My friend Jessica is good at making cats disappear. But she still has one or two left. She might want the one that hates other cats someday.
At 6:22 AM, March 09, 2009,
Penny said…
If you are really serious, you could take the kitty to a rescue shelter. xoxox
Homeward Pet is a nonprofit, no-kill animal shelter serving the Seattle area.
Our mission is to give homeless animals a second chance through our rescue, shelter, and adoption programs.
http://www.homewardpet.org/aboutus.html
or
MEOW (Mercer Island Eastside Orphans & Waifs)
No-kill cat shelter also fosters homeless, unwanted & abandoned cats, kittens & some dogs
http://www.meowcatrescue.org/
or
PAWS (Progressive Animal Welfare Society)
Avocacy and outreach, companion animal shelter, Greenwood cat adoption center and wildlife rehabilitation center
http://www.paws.org/
At 11:56 AM, March 09, 2009,
shadylady said…
I was NEVER serious! Willie would kill me! I don't know how I am going to move out of this house when it sells (soon) and take 3 grown cats with me. It will be a challenge, but I will figure it out somehow. I just wish she would quit beating up my cat!
At 4:45 PM, March 09, 2009,
Penny said…
Okay then, shave it so close it will look like a rat, and your cat will feel renewed and beat the snot out it. Then you can take it to a shelter. No one will want a bloody rat!
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