Get a Load of this JackAss!
So, I continue to play a tiny bit with the online dating thing...... the guy I went to the biker rally is really quite a fabulous person..... nice, nice guy. But I still get occasional hits online from others, because I haven't removed myself quite yet.....
So today I got this online message.... from a "new" dude, his profile says Denver, age 45, although he looks more like 60. Here it is....
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Hiiiiiiiiiiii,
You're sensational and beautiful to me and charming as well because you caught my attention and my whole self and I am so much attracted to you and I rfeally can not pinpoint what exactly captured me. But I hope I am also attracted to you because I'm handsome...Lol...Well I really would love to know you more better because you have just made me smile...{I love that I guess it is a good sign} I know GOD has a beautiful plans for me and I've been praying to him for that special and perfect woman who know if you might be here...lol. I love laughing alot...I hope you do not count on the distance nor the age because they do not matter to me, what really matters to me is how my heart moves and I follow my heart and whom ever it is attracted too..I would like to have a very serious conversation with you. If you're interested you can contact me on my private yahoo e-mail... dreammate08 /@/y/a/h/o/o/ dot com. We can also use the yahoo messenger to chat. This is my yahoo messenger ID {dreammate08}
I hope to hear back from you.A very big hug from,
Michael
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Well! Now isn't that special!!!!
Not willing to let such a sweet opportunity for ridicule slide by me, I sent him the following response....
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Ha!
Love the generic message...... obviously you really didn't read MY profile.... you must be on a fishing expedition. For what, I am not sure. Except that I am sure that I won't be biting.
Good luck
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JackAss.
So today I got this online message.... from a "new" dude, his profile says Denver, age 45, although he looks more like 60. Here it is....
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Hiiiiiiiiiiii,
You're sensational and beautiful to me and charming as well because you caught my attention and my whole self and I am so much attracted to you and I rfeally can not pinpoint what exactly captured me. But I hope I am also attracted to you because I'm handsome...Lol...Well I really would love to know you more better because you have just made me smile...{I love that I guess it is a good sign} I know GOD has a beautiful plans for me and I've been praying to him for that special and perfect woman who know if you might be here...lol. I love laughing alot...I hope you do not count on the distance nor the age because they do not matter to me, what really matters to me is how my heart moves and I follow my heart and whom ever it is attracted too..I would like to have a very serious conversation with you. If you're interested you can contact me on my private yahoo e-mail... dreammate08 /@/y/a/h/o/o/ dot com. We can also use the yahoo messenger to chat. This is my yahoo messenger ID {dreammate08}
I hope to hear back from you.A very big hug from,
Michael
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Well! Now isn't that special!!!!
Not willing to let such a sweet opportunity for ridicule slide by me, I sent him the following response....
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Ha!
Love the generic message...... obviously you really didn't read MY profile.... you must be on a fishing expedition. For what, I am not sure. Except that I am sure that I won't be biting.
Good luck
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JackAss.
posted by shadylady @ 11:31 AM
3 Comments:
At 9:35 PM, August 01, 2008,
Sarah said…
He sounds like one of those Nigerian scammers who spams everyone on the board I moderate. I was cracking-up because one of them was telling me how beautiful I am and the picture next to my name is of the Queen of Hearts. She is so not attractive.
At 6:26 PM, August 03, 2008,
Piper said…
hahaha awesome! you go Teresa! miss you witch!
At 10:39 AM, August 04, 2008,
kelsey said…
Maybe he could intuit that you loved CGH and thought that God must have drawn him to you because of it?
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